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I cheated and got the 2 phones replaced.
Thankyou for admitting that

Yeah I knwo some people who have done that a few times

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I would have also asked: "And how many times has one thrown their phone - for whatever reason..."
That's a good one too! Heres what goes on with my cousin and I. Whenever one of my phones break and whenever one of my cousins phones break, we trade them with each other. The way I fix his phone is by plugging it in to the computer and fixing it from there (Updating Firmware or Resetting the phone etc.) The way he fixes phones is a different story. A nice ditch at the wall and the phone magically starts working again! Now believe me, I am not lying

LOL!