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Quietmike
post Dec 14 2007, 12:11 AM
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SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. .... I love long walks in the woods, camping and fishing trips, cozy winters nights lying by a fire.

Candlelight dinner will have me eating out of your hand ... I'll be at the front door when you come home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Call (***)87*-*620 and ask for Daisy - I'll be waiting.........!



Over 15,000 men called the number and found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old Black Labrador Retriever.................................. whistling.gif


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post Dec 14 2007, 12:32 AM
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Ayup!

Not long after the above item, an advert appeared in my area also.

"Female, blonde, seeks playful adult male who likes hunting and fishing au natural.... I'll be your beck and call girl."

Of course it was a shelter offering a Golden Retriever for adoption.


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post Dec 14 2007, 08:58 AM
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Hey, dogs are people, too.

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post Dec 14 2007, 09:31 PM
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QUOTE (JohnWho @ Dec 15 2007, 12:58 AM) *
Hey, dogs are people, too.

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Too right cobber!! My girlfiend is blonde, cuddly and demanding, but spoiled rotten! (See Avatar)!! thumbup.gif


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post Dec 15 2007, 03:54 AM
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I'd put up a better shot but cannot seem to work out how to upload a personal pic to the "reply" box! blink.gif Any advice.....??? whistling.gif


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post Dec 15 2007, 05:57 PM
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Yes, I had this trouble. Put 'photobucket' into the search engine and register. There you can upload your pictures from the computer then 'copy' it's download code by right clicking where it says: 'direct' code.

When you come back here, click on the picture icon above the posting window and 'paste' this code.

The picture should then appear, try clicking on 'preview' first, to ensure that it has.

I have found however, that it does not always work, certain pictures cannot be put down, it is something to do with the code in front of the picture. Most work though. wink.gif

P.S. 'John Who' led me to another picture uploading page, (also run by photobucket), called TinyPics. This works too.

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post Dec 15 2007, 06:27 PM
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I don't remember that, but glad it's working for you whether I did or not.

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Oh, I've also used Imageshack to upload and link to pictures.


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post Dec 16 2007, 05:03 PM
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Ah, your memory serves you right. blush.gif It was 'no one' who led me there.

But it just goes to show how much respect I have for thee, John.


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post Dec 16 2007, 05:51 PM
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Thank you for that compliment.

I believe I've been helped by no one before, too.

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post Dec 16 2007, 07:34 PM
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Always glad to help if I know what it is you want to know , ya know..lmfao.gif


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