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Worst Ever Joke?, a place to enter the jokes that make you groan.
KingOfIdiocy
post Jul 30 2008, 02:48 PM
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Here are a couple of contenders in my opinion.

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Doctor

Doctor Who

That's correct (there are several slight variations on the final answer)




A man walks into a bar

'Ouch'

It was an iron bar


Not that bad? Well, you do worse.
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post Jul 30 2008, 04:13 PM
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I once stayed up all night trying to figure out why the sun set.

Finally, it dawned on me.




or



I took my girl in the fog

and mist.





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I know you think you understand what you thought I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!
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post Jul 30 2008, 09:33 PM
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Bloke 1 My wife’s gone to the Caribbean.

Bloke 2 Jamaica?

Bloke 3 No, she went of her own accord.
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