JUST A TAP ON THE SHOULDER |
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JUST A TAP ON THE SHOULDER |
 Jul 8 2008, 02:22 PM
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A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still shaking driver said, 'I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me.' The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much. The driver replied, 'No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my first day driving a cab.................. I've been driving a hearse for the last 25 years.' -------------------- Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one should be silent.
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Jul 8 2008, 02:32 PM
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 Who's your Daddy? Group: Moderator Posts: 1,986 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Tampa Bay Area, Florida, USA Member No.: 11 |
-------------------- I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!  |
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Jul 10 2008, 10:20 AM
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 Distinguished Venter Group: Moderator Posts: 590 Joined: 14-August 07 From: Ohio--die hard Ohio State fan!! Member No.: 21 |
Oh that is a goodie Z !!!
-------------------- Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.~~
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