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Gunshot Survivor. |
 Jun 28 2008, 01:56 AM
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 Vented Out  Group: Global Moderator Posts: 1,186 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Sydney Australia Member No.: 15  |
Burnett , 23, a resident of San Diego , was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and with her eyes closed, with both hands behind the back of her head. One customer who had been at the store for a while became concerned and walked over to the car. He noticed that Linda's eyes were now open, and she looked very strange. He asked her if she was okay, and Linda replied that she had been shot in the back of the head, and had been holding her brains in for over an hour. The man called the paramedics, who broke into the car because the doors were locked and Linda refused to remove her hands from her head. When they finally got in, they found that Linda had a wad of bread dough on the back of her head. A Pillsbury biscuit canister had exploded from the heat, making a loud noise that sounded like a gunshot, and the wad of dough hit her in the back of her head. When she reached back to find out what it was, she felt the dough and thought it was her brains. She initially passed out, but quickly recovered. Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be irrelevant. 
--------------------  I Search for the Sjogren's Foundation,Who will you search for? I once had a life.. now I have the Internet... |
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Jun 28 2008, 02:12 AM
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 Venting Enigma Group: Administrators Posts: 1,056 Joined: 8-August 07 From: 65 miles due East of the "Logic Free Zone", in Maryland, USA Member No.: 2 |
This may or may not be a true story. Makes no difference. I had to run to the Loo....
Very funny. -------------------- The only easy day was yesterday....
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Jun 28 2008, 07:43 AM
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 Who's your Daddy? Group: Moderator Posts: 1,986 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Tampa Bay Area, Florida, USA Member No.: 11 |
QUOTE (DSTM @ Jun 28 2008, 02:56 AM)  Linda is a blonde and a Democrat, and an Obama supporter, but that could be irrelevant. Or, it could be very telling. 
-------------------- I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!  |
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Jun 28 2008, 10:34 AM
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 T.V'S AGONY UNCLE Group: Global Moderator Posts: 1,175 Joined: 14-August 07 From: liverpool,england Member No.: 20 |
  -------------------- god my head hurts
if you don't ask you don't know  |
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Jun 28 2008, 12:36 PM
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 Venting Addict Group: Moderator Posts: 968 Joined: 26-August 07 From: Canada Member No.: 37 |
The Paramedics are bound to consider this 'one of their best' !!! Very funny!!
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Jun 28 2008, 05:43 PM
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 Venting Addict Group: Members Posts: 622 Joined: 8-November 07 From: England Member No.: 216 |
I heard this somewhere before, a few year ago. It could be what we call a 'shaggy dog story' [US:Urban myth]. --------------------  Snana, the friendly Sioux. |
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Jun 28 2008, 06:02 PM
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Who's your Daddy? Group: Moderator Posts: 1,986 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Tampa Bay Area, Florida, USA Member No.: 11 |
QUOTE (The Colonel @ Jun 28 2008, 06:43 PM) I heard this somewhere before, a few year ago. It could be what we call a 'shaggy dog story' [US:Urban myth]. You think? Snopes - "Biscuit Brain" -------------------- I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant! |
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Jun 28 2008, 06:08 PM
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Venting Addict Group: Members Posts: 622 Joined: 8-November 07 From: England Member No.: 216 |
QUOTE (JohnWho @ Jun 29 2008, 12:02 AM) ................correctly.................. 
-------------------- Snana, the friendly Sioux. |
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Jun 28 2008, 06:17 PM
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T.V'S AGONY UNCLE Group: Global Moderator Posts: 1,175 Joined: 14-August 07 From: liverpool,england Member No.: 20 |
C'mon guys jokes a joke,why go to snopes?
-------------------- god my head hurts
if you don't ask you don't know |
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 Jun 28 2008, 06:26 PM
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Who's your Daddy? Group: Moderator Posts: 1,986 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Tampa Bay Area, Florida, USA Member No.: 11 |
Nobody said it isn't funny, mz30.
Heck, we laughed.
-------------------- I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant! |
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Jun 28 2008, 06:41 PM
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T.V'S AGONY UNCLE Group: Global Moderator Posts: 1,175 Joined: 14-August 07 From: liverpool,england Member No.: 20 |
QUOTE (JohnWho @ Jun 29 2008, 12:26 AM) Nobody said it isn't funny, mz30. Heck, we laughed. I laughed too If you have heard it before please don't tell me,many members and guests have'nt 
-------------------- god my head hurts
if you don't ask you don't know |
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Jun 29 2008, 08:48 PM
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 Distinguished Venter Group: Moderator Posts: 590 Joined: 14-August 07 From: Ohio--die hard Ohio State fan!! Member No.: 21 |
I just knew there was something shady looking about that Pillsbury Doughboy!!! I never really liked him in the yeast.
-------------------- Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.~~
Thomas Alva Edison I Search for the Sjogren's Syndrome Foundation, Who will you search for? |
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