There's a young guy that works at a grain elevator and he delivers feed to the local farms. He has one customer that's his favorite, a sweet little old lady. She doesn't have big orders and hardly any cattle but he enjoys a visit with her when he goes to deliver.
One day he takes a load of feed out to her and she invites him up on the porch for some lemonade. They sit and start chatting and he looks over on the little table beside him and there's a bowl of peanuts. He takes a couple of peanuts and eats them and the converstion goes on. Soon it's time for him to leave and he looks down at the bowl, "Oh! Mrs. Miller, I seem to have eaten all of your peanuts!!, I'm so sorry" she replied "That's okay son, with my dentures I can't chew 'em anyway, I just suck the chocolate off of 'em".

Thought for the day---Never eat a mint from the bowl at a checkout register in a restaurant, do you know how many guys don't wash their hands after going to the bathroom and grab a mint on their way out?? Yuk!! Can you say "pottie mouth"?

Very funny,Vicki 1.
In Hotels here, on the bar there are allways Bowl's of Peanuts and Cheese. Patrons walk out of the Bathroom and help themselves,to the Peanuts and Cheese, while waiting for another Beer. YUK.

Priceless!