The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of
a huge crowd.

'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so
to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope,
'Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make
every Democrat in the crowd go wild?' He doubts it, so she shows him.
Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat
in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides.

The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance,
considers what he could do. 'That was impressive. But did you know
that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in
the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display
like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and
they will forever speak of this day and rejoice.' The senator
seriously doubts this, and says so. 'One little wave of your hand and
all people will rejoice forever? Show me.'

So the Pope slapped her.

Ah ha -

The Pope is a Republican!

Just as I suspected..!!! Just out of curiosity, do you think the Pope has ever been in the wine business...!!

Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time .... this resulted in a tremendous set of calluses on his feet; he also ate very little, which resulted in his very frail physique and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath.

This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis..........