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The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton |
Dec 11 2007, 10:04 AM
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The Pope and Hillary Rodham Clinton are on the same stage in front of
a huge crowd. 'Her Majesty' and His Holiness, however, have seen it all before, so to make it a little more interesting, the senator says to the Pope, 'Did you know that with just one little wave of my hand I can make every Democrat in the crowd go wild?' He doubts it, so she shows him. Sure enough, the wave elicits rapture and cheering from every democrat in the crowd. Gradually, the cheering subsides. The Pope, not wanting to be out done by such a level of arrogance, considers what he could do. 'That was impressive. But did you know that with just one little wave of MY hand I can make EVERY person in the crowd go crazy with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display like that of your subjects, but will go deep into their hearts, and they will forever speak of this day and rejoice.' The senator seriously doubts this, and says so. 'One little wave of your hand and all people will rejoice forever? Show me.' So the Pope slapped her. -------------------- 'No arsenal, no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.'
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Dec 11 2007, 07:21 PM
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![]() Who's your Daddy? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Moderator Posts: 2,148 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Tampa Bay Area, Florida, USA Member No.: 11 |
Ah ha -
The Pope is a Republican! -------------------- |
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Dec 11 2007, 08:30 PM
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Dec 12 2007, 09:10 PM
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Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time .... this resulted in a tremendous set of calluses on his feet; he also ate very little, which resulted in his very frail physique and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.......... -------------------- do what you will, but harm not yourself or any other
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Dec 13 2007, 09:38 PM
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Advanced Venter ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Banned Posts: 171 Joined: 3-December 07 From: Virginia Member No.: 264 |
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time .... this resulted in a tremendous set of calluses on his feet; he also ate very little, which resulted in his very frail physique and with his odd diet he suffered from bad breath. This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.......... |
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