LOVE POEM (Anon)

Of course I love you darling
You're a bloody top notch bird
And when I say your gorgeous
I mean every single word

So you bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's something there to grab

So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell you, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle you
I can get my arms around there

No bird who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave into gravity
But I know you did your best

I'm telling you the truth now
I never tell you lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on your thighs

I swear on my nannas grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever going to get

No matter what you look like
I'll always love you dear
Now shut up while the footys on
And get me another beer!