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This Year's First Christmas :santa: Joke |
 Nov 16 2007, 11:02 PM
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 Mods and Rockers  Group: Moderator Posts: 1,289 Joined: 13-August 07 From: West of the Empire State Building Member No.: 16  |
This Year's First Christmas
 Joke Three men Died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. "In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven." The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said. "You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said. The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're bells." Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates". The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?" The man replied, "These are Carols." And So The Christmas Season Begins...... |
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Nov 16 2007, 11:12 PM
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 Vented Out Group: Global Moderator Posts: 1,254 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Sydney Australia Member No.: 15 |
 Good one.LOL
--------------------  I Search for the Sjogren's Foundation,Who will you search for? I once had a life.. now I have the Internet... |
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Nov 19 2007, 02:25 AM
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 Venter Group: Members Posts: 144 Joined: 5-September 07 From: In front of my laptop. Member No.: 43 |
I don't get it
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--------------------  "Fact is what the individual makes it, but truth, is an absolute, of which, we can barely glimpse." J.E.B. I have nightmares about computer glitches and bugs. |
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 Nov 19 2007, 08:39 AM
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 Who's your Daddy? Group: Moderator Posts: 2,224 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Tampa Bay Area, Florida, USA Member No.: 11 |
You never met a Carol while carolling?
-------------------- I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!  |
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Nov 19 2007, 09:07 AM
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 Venting Addict Group: Members Posts: 954 Joined: 13-October 07 From: Erin TN Member No.: 158 |
lol - I'm gonna steal it and e-mail it to my husband at work. He needs things to lift his spirits there! 'kay?
-------------------- 'No arsenal, no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.'
-- Ronald Reagan I Search for the Sjogren's Foundation,Who will you search for? |
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Nov 19 2007, 09:16 AM
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Mods and Rockers Group: Moderator Posts: 1,289 Joined: 13-August 07 From: West of the Empire State Building Member No.: 16 |
Go for it. I think he'll enjoy
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Nov 24 2007, 04:04 AM
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Venter Group: Members Posts: 144 Joined: 5-September 07 From: In front of my laptop. Member No.: 43 |
Oh, I see it now... sort of. I don't really find it funny, sorry
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-------------------- "Fact is what the individual makes it, but truth, is an absolute, of which, we can barely glimpse." J.E.B. I have nightmares about computer glitches and bugs. |
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Nov 24 2007, 06:04 PM
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 Genius Group: Members Posts: 1,139 Joined: 8-November 07 From: England Member No.: 216 |
So what is the difference between Snowmen and Snowwomen?
Snowwomen have snowballs. 
--------------------  Snana, the friendly Sioux. |
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Nov 24 2007, 06:10 PM
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 Venting Enigma Group: Administrators Posts: 1,197 Joined: 8-August 07 From: 65 miles due East of the "Logic Free Zone", in Maryland, USA Member No.: 2 |
uuhh? Revisit your last?
Which snow people have snowballs? -------------------- The only easy day was yesterday....
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Nov 24 2007, 06:35 PM
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Genius Group: Members Posts: 1,139 Joined: 8-November 07 From: England Member No.: 216 |
Snow=no
Edit: I suppose I should explain. In England the use of a rhyme like 'Snow' for 'No' would be recognised, thus the Snowwomen have no.......etc. This post has been edited by The Colonel: Nov 24 2007, 06:40 PM -------------------- Snana, the friendly Sioux. |
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Nov 24 2007, 07:33 PM
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Venting Enigma Group: Administrators Posts: 1,197 Joined: 8-August 07 From: 65 miles due East of the "Logic Free Zone", in Maryland, USA Member No.: 2 |
Now that is funny now that you explained it - I understand.
The English language has evolved since I was "over there" decades ago. Sorry my Anglish* not so good. either... he he *Anglish = American vernacular. -------------------- The only easy day was yesterday....
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