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I quit playing Scrabble!
Conundrum
post Nov 14 2007, 07:56 PM
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This has got to be one of the most clever E-mails I've received in awhile.
Someone out there either has too much spare time or is deadly at Scrabble.



DORMITORY:
When you rearrange the letters:
DIRTY ROOM


PRESBYTERIAN:
When you rearrange the letters:
BEST IN PRAYER


ASTRONOMER:
When you rearrange the letters:
MOON STARER


DESPERATION: When you rearrange the letters:
A ROPE ENDS IT


THE EYES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THEY SEE


GEORGE BUSH:
When you rearrange the letters:
HE BUGS GORE


THE MORSE CODE :
When you rearrange the letters:
HERE COME DOTS


SLOT MACHINES:
When you rearrange the letters:
CASH LOST IN ME


ANIMOSITY:
When you rearrange the letters:
IS NO AMITY


ELECTION RESULTS:
When you rearrange the letters:
LIES - LET'S RECOUNT


SNOOZE ALARMS:
When you rearrange the letters:
ALAS! NO MORE Z 'S


A DECIMAL POINT:
When you rearrange the letters:
IM A DOT IN PLACE


THE EARTHQUAKES:
When you rearrange the letters:
THAT QUEER SHAKE


ELEVEN PLUS TWO:
When you rearrange the letters:
TWELVE PLUS ONE



AND FOR THE GRAND FINALE:

MOTHER-IN-LAW:
When you rearrange the letters:
WOMAN HITLER

Yep! Someone with waaaaaaaaaaay
too much time on their hands! (Probably a son-in-law).


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post Nov 14 2007, 08:32 PM
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lmfao.gif


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post Nov 14 2007, 08:40 PM
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Too much time? Killer at Scrabble? I'd say whoever did it has a mind like a steel trap. This dude/gal is good!!!


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post Nov 17 2007, 06:17 PM
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They are great. Shall find some of them very useful, (the Mother-in-law one is superb dance.gif ).


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post Nov 17 2007, 07:52 PM
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Nothing especially funny about this,

but if you like Anagrams:

Wordsmith.org has a great anagram engine.


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post Nov 17 2007, 07:56 PM
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In fact, many of those anagrams may have come from this Wordsmith Anagram "Hall of Fame" page.


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post Nov 17 2007, 08:04 PM
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William Jefferson Clinton = Jail Mrs Clinton: Felon wife


Uh oh, that could be a problem!

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post Nov 17 2007, 10:17 PM
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post Apr 4 2008, 09:56 AM
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QUOTE (no one @ Nov 17 2007, 11:17 PM) *
spooky.... hysterical.gif


Hey no-one,

If you rearrange your comment it spells--------------- sky-poo !

No-One will probably ever see my comment because of how long ago the original message was posted.

But the pun I just made was funny also! LMAO
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post Apr 5 2008, 09:23 AM
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It is funny UJJ. I saw it.
Made my morning again, thanks.

A joke a day keeps me alive and kicking.


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