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It's a bird! It's a plane! No it's.... a Cow ? |
 Nov 8 2007, 03:49 PM
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 Venting Addict  Group: Members Posts: 612 Joined: 21-September 07 From: 1AU from a G2V Star Member No.: 81  |
QUOTE MANSON, Wash. -- A Chelan County fire chief says a couple were lucky they weren't killed by a cow that fell off a 200-foot cliff and smashed their minivan.
http://blog.oregonlive.com/breakingnews/20...arely_miss.html -------------------- "Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." "Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster"    |
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Nov 8 2007, 03:56 PM
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 T.V'S AGONY UNCLE Group: Global Moderator Posts: 1,196 Joined: 14-August 07 From: liverpool,england Member No.: 20 |
Wow i thought that was a joke .
I was going to say pull the udder one. but moooooving away from that ,those people were lucky. right will finish this before you think i am milking the topic 
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Nov 8 2007, 04:15 PM
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Venting Addict Group: Members Posts: 612 Joined: 21-September 07 From: 1AU from a G2V Star Member No.: 81 |
Udderly silly
This post has been edited by no one: Nov 8 2007, 08:32 PM -------------------- "Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." "Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster" |
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Nov 8 2007, 04:34 PM
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T.V'S AGONY UNCLE Group: Global Moderator Posts: 1,196 Joined: 14-August 07 From: liverpool,england Member No.: 20 |
No-one the link doesn't work
 Or do you have it uddercover 
-------------------- god my head hurts
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Nov 8 2007, 04:39 PM
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Venting Addict Group: Members Posts: 612 Joined: 21-September 07 From: 1AU from a G2V Star Member No.: 81 |
Sorry it works for me (if a little slow now)
-------------------- "Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." "Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster" |
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Nov 8 2007, 05:41 PM
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 Venter Group: Members Posts: 17 Joined: 3-November 07 From: Burbank, CA Member No.: 210 |
Awww poor moo moo, I wonder how he fell off the cliff though was he drunk or something?
 I know if I would have saw that I probably would have been like "the sky is falling, the sky is falling".  Pretty crazy story No One.
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Nov 9 2007, 01:12 AM
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 Advanced Venter Group: Members Posts: 162 Joined: 5-September 07 Member No.: 38 |
Cows are dumb, they think they can fly or whatever. We own a dairy with many cows and I have seen some funny things cows do. How sad for the cow. Sounds like it did not kill the cow, but this also means it did not fall 200ft or it would NOT be alive.
-------------------- "The fool hath said in his heart, 'There is no God'" (Psalm 14:1; 53:1)
"The heavens declare the glory of God; and the firmament sheweth his handywork" (Psalms 19:1) If you were to die today where would you go? Learn how to go to heaven today click here! Have a look at some of the videos I have made on Metacafe! -Austin Z If we are what we eat then I am fried,greasy and 99 cents.(nah I eat healthy most of the time) |
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Nov 9 2007, 06:56 PM
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 Mods and Rockers Group: Moderator Posts: 1,083 Joined: 13-August 07 From: West of the Empire State Building Member No.: 16 |
I was probably the famed cow that jumped over the moon. I believe it sustained no injuries either performing that feat.
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Nov 9 2007, 11:26 PM
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Venting Addict Group: Members Posts: 612 Joined: 21-September 07 From: 1AU from a G2V Star Member No.: 81 |
I alway wondered if it jumped during a blue moooo...n ?
-------------------- "Not everything that counts can be counted, and not everything that can be counted counts." "Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster" |
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Nov 10 2007, 02:31 AM
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A totally mooving story, it wasn't the fall that hurt so much, it was the sudden stop.
Birdy birdy in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye, I'm a big boy and won't cry, I'm just glad that cows don't fly. |
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Nov 17 2007, 12:06 AM
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 Venter Group: Members Posts: 83 Joined: 22-September 07 From: anywhere you like Member No.: 86 |
Soooo, the minivan got creamed.
The cow was minced meat. The couple was a little shake ned. And it was a mooving experience for all. How udderly delightful! -------------------- He's not the Messiah...He's just a very naughty boy! Monty Python - Life of Brian |
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