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Big Trouble
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post Oct 20 2007, 04:13 PM
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I was in trouble. BIG TROUBLE!! I had forgoten my wedding anniversary. My wife was REALLY angry.
We were having breakfast when she told me,

"Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE!!"

The next morning, having been awake most of the night thinking, I got up early and left for work. When my wife woke up she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, my wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, and brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Since that day I have been living in a motel. Please pray for me.
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post Oct 20 2007, 04:25 PM
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