You Might Be An Internet Addict If...

You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue as to when it happened.

<li>Your bookmark list takes 15 minutes to go from top to bottom.

<li>Your nightmares are in HTML and GIFS.

<li>You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

<li>You start introducing yourself as "Jim at net dot com"

<li>Your heart races faster and beats irregularly each time you see a new WWW site address on TV.

<li>You turn on your intercom when leaving the room so you can hear if new e-mail arrives.

<li>Your wife drapes a blond wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

<li>All of your friends have an @ in their names.

<li>When looking at a web page full of someone else's links, you notice all of them are already highlighted in purple.

<li>Your dog has its own home page.

<li>You can't call your mother... She doesn't have a modem.

<li>You check your mail. It says "no new messages." So you check it again.

<li>Your phone bill is a heavy as a brick.

<li>You write your homework in HTML and give your instructor the URL.

<li>You don't know the sex of three of your closest friends, because they have neutral nicknames and you never bothered to ask.

<li>Your husband tells you that he has had the beard for 2 months

<li>You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop and check your e-mail on the way back to bed.

<li>You tell the kids they can't use the computer because "Daddy's got work to do" -- even though you don't have a job.

<li>You buy a Captain Kirk chair with a built-in keyboard and mouse.

<li>Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."

<li>You get a tattoo that says "This body best viewed with Netscape 3.0 or higher."

<li>You never have to deal with busy signals when calling your ISP... because you never log off.

<li>The last girl you picked up was only a GIF.

<li>You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet.

<li>Your wife says communication is important in a marriage... so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat.

<li>As your car crashes through the guardrail on a mountain road, your first instinct is to search for the "back" button.

Anyone relate to any of the above?

"You ask a plumber how much it would cost to replace the chair in front of your computer with a toilet."


Whoa!

I'm checking on that today!

I don't think it looks unreasonable, do you?




You will know if you've been there too long when this page comes up:




But I can stop any time I want to.

Oh yes I can.

I can.

Can.

Hey those were funny thanks.