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When unexplainable board problems are reported... |
  Sep 22 2007, 06:48 PM
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 Who's your Daddy?  Group: Moderator Posts: 2,224 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Tampa Bay Area, Florida, USA Member No.: 11  |
While rare, it is possible that a member may experience a board problem which ultimately may not be reproduced or explainable by any of the board staff personnel.
In this unlikely event, please remember what is written on the sign in the ThoughtVent entranceway: "Feces occur" -------------------- I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!  |
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Sep 22 2007, 06:54 PM
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 Venting Enigma Group: Administrators Posts: 1,197 Joined: 8-August 07 From: 65 miles due East of the "Logic Free Zone", in Maryland, USA Member No.: 2 |
OK... quote Forest Gump - yet not attribute such to him?
-------------------- The only easy day was yesterday....
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Sep 22 2007, 07:00 PM
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Who's your Daddy? Group: Moderator Posts: 2,224 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Tampa Bay Area, Florida, USA Member No.: 11 |
Actually, I've been using it since the 60's, well before the Forrest Gump movie of 1994.
If you'd rather, we can change the sign to read: "do-do befalls" 
-------------------- I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant! |
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Sep 22 2007, 07:11 PM
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 Distinguished Venter Group: Members Posts: 582 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Home Sweet Huddleston VA Member No.: 10 |
I thought it said "Ye who enter here, abandon all sense of reality"
--------------------  Speak softly and carry a weighted baseball bat. Then people have to listen to you. |
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Sep 22 2007, 07:13 PM
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Venting Enigma Group: Administrators Posts: 1,197 Joined: 8-August 07 From: 65 miles due East of the "Logic Free Zone", in Maryland, USA Member No.: 2 |
Ha, ha, ha, John,
I like and use many similar.... "It" does happen. -------------------- The only easy day was yesterday....
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Sep 22 2007, 07:15 PM
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Who's your Daddy? Group: Moderator Posts: 2,224 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Tampa Bay Area, Florida, USA Member No.: 11 |
QUOTE (blackspyder @ Sep 22 2007, 08:11 PM)  I thought it said "Ye who enter here, abandon all sense of reality" That's on the other wall.
-------------------- I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant! |
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Sep 22 2007, 09:31 PM
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My favorite is " the defecation has struck the rotary oscillator".
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 Sep 22 2007, 09:33 PM
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Who's your Daddy? Group: Moderator Posts: 2,224 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Tampa Bay Area, Florida, USA Member No.: 11 |
Whoa!
That's usually extremely messy! -------------------- I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant! |
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Sep 22 2007, 09:40 PM
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Venting Enigma Group: Administrators Posts: 1,197 Joined: 8-August 07 From: 65 miles due East of the "Logic Free Zone", in Maryland, USA Member No.: 2 |
I have to moderate away now, and check the "specific gravity of certain internal fluids" now to prevent wetting myself.
That's called an SGC - well known as a term by others here and other wise. -------------------- The only easy day was yesterday....
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Sep 22 2007, 09:58 PM
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Distinguished Venter Group: Members Posts: 582 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Home Sweet Huddleston VA Member No.: 10 |
QUOTE (dc3 @ Sep 22 2007, 10:31 PM) My favorite is " the defecation has struck the rotary oscillator". I always used "the Fecal matter has struck the oscillating unit". oddly enough I picked that up from a friend from Baltimore, Maryland. -------------------- Speak softly and carry a weighted baseball bat. Then people have to listen to you. |
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Sep 23 2007, 06:18 AM
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 Venter Group: Members Posts: 76 Joined: 18-September 07 From: West Yorkshire, England Member No.: 45 |
Or in other words; "A missile of the foulest description has impacted on the revolving apparatus".
This post has been edited by Wolfeymole: Sep 23 2007, 07:08 AM -------------------- On a hot summers night would you offer your throat to the Wolf with the Red Rose?
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