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Finally, the Viagra recipe!!! |
 Sep 19 2007, 11:50 PM
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 Venting Addict  Group: Moderator Posts: 691 Joined: 14-August 07 From: Ohio--die hard Ohio State fan!! Member No.: 21  |
They had to release it sometime and now you can make your own batch at home!! The recipe is as follows:
3% Vitamin E 2% Aspirin 2% Ibuprofen 1% Vitamin C 5% Spray Starch 87% Fix-A-Flat There ya have it guys and gals, enjoy!! 
-------------------- Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.~~
Thomas Alva Edison  I Search for the Sjogren's Syndrome Foundation, Who will you search for? |
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Sep 20 2007, 12:19 AM
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 Vented Out Group: Global Moderator Posts: 1,235 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Sydney Australia Member No.: 15 |
Have to give this recipe a go,'Iodine' Might stop me from falling out of bed.
 
-------------------- I Search for the Sjogren's Foundation,Who will you search for? I once had a life.. now I have the Internet... |
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 Sep 20 2007, 07:59 AM
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 Who's your Daddy? Group: Moderator Posts: 2,159 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Tampa Bay Area, Florida, USA Member No.: 11 |
I'm sure you've provided a great public service to many, Iodine!  You know, I've heard that if a man doesn't swallow a Viagra pill fast enough, he'll get a stiff neck! (ba-dum-bum) -------------------- I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!  |
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Sep 20 2007, 08:43 AM
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 Venter Group: Members Posts: 63 Joined: 5-September 07 Member No.: 39 |
Did you hear that the company making Viagra is now making an inhaler which is supposed to give a man an erection in 30 seconds. Correct me if I'm wrong but that's a BJ.
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Sep 20 2007, 08:57 AM
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Venting Addict Group: Moderator Posts: 691 Joined: 14-August 07 From: Ohio--die hard Ohio State fan!! Member No.: 21 |
Easy guys, don't get to carried away with the explicit detais, I'd hate to get shut down or banned over a joke!!! lol
-------------------- Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.~~
Thomas Alva Edison I Search for the Sjogren's Syndrome Foundation, Who will you search for? |
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Sep 20 2007, 08:59 AM
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Vented Out Group: Global Moderator Posts: 1,235 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Sydney Australia Member No.: 15 |
Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra computer virus?
A: It turns your floppy disk into a hard drive.
-------------------- I Search for the Sjogren's Foundation,Who will you search for? I once had a life.. now I have the Internet... |
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Sep 20 2007, 03:04 PM
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 Advanced Venter Group: Members Posts: 234 Joined: 17-August 07 From: NYC, USA Member No.: 34 |
QUOTE (DSTM @ Sep 20 2007, 09:59 AM)  Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra computer virus? A: It turns your floppy disk into a hard drive. LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  omg...that was funny, lmfao. --------------------  Be proud of who you are. |
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Sep 20 2007, 03:17 PM
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 Venting Enigma Group: Administrators Posts: 1,175 Joined: 8-August 07 From: 65 miles due East of the "Logic Free Zone", in Maryland, USA Member No.: 2 |
It's all "smoke on the water"?
-------------------- The only easy day was yesterday....
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 Sep 20 2007, 03:35 PM
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 Venter Group: Members Posts: 53 Joined: 14-August 07 From: By the beach, Dunedin, NZ Member No.: 30 |
[Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra computer virus?
A: It turns your floppy disk into a hard drive. hysterical.gif] That's the best one I've heard for a while. LOL --------------------  |
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Sep 21 2007, 02:26 PM
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Venting Addict Group: Moderator Posts: 691 Joined: 14-August 07 From: Ohio--die hard Ohio State fan!! Member No.: 21 |
LMAO I should have known that you would come up with a goody DSTM!! Leave it to you!!
I got an empty Viagra bottle from the local pharmacist a few years back and filled it with little candies that looked just like the pills, I gave it to my hubby for his birthday!! He liked the joke but did question my motives!! 
-------------------- Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.~~
Thomas Alva Edison I Search for the Sjogren's Syndrome Foundation, Who will you search for? |
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Sep 21 2007, 03:55 PM
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Who's your Daddy? Group: Moderator Posts: 2,159 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Tampa Bay Area, Florida, USA Member No.: 11 |
Well, that would be confusing for him, Iodine.
"Here's a pill that won't do what it says on the bottle, so we won't be able to take advantage of the effects of the pill if they did what it says on the bottle." I'm wonderin' if you hadn't told him that they were candy, would he have been up all night trying to figure out why he wasn't up all night? 
-------------------- I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant! |
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Sep 21 2007, 06:29 PM
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Venting Addict Group: Moderator Posts: 691 Joined: 14-August 07 From: Ohio--die hard Ohio State fan!! Member No.: 21 |
Naw, he'd have been just fine, he didn't need the Viagra but I thought it would be a fitting birthday present for his 50th birthday!! Kind of a possible view of the future!!
Naw!!!
-------------------- Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.~~
Thomas Alva Edison I Search for the Sjogren's Syndrome Foundation, Who will you search for? |
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Sep 21 2007, 06:39 PM
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Vented Out Group: Global Moderator Posts: 1,235 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Sydney Australia Member No.: 15 |
Most people under estimate the performance capabilities, of the older generation.
Be rest assured,we can still play a mean tune. 
-------------------- I Search for the Sjogren's Foundation,Who will you search for? I once had a life.. now I have the Internet... |
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Sep 22 2007, 11:38 AM
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Advanced Venter Group: Members Posts: 234 Joined: 17-August 07 From: NYC, USA Member No.: 34 |
Ahh, all this talk of Viagra just makes me appreciate my youth so much more
-------------------- Be proud of who you are. |
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Nov 10 2007, 12:30 AM
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 Venter Group: Members Posts: 17 Joined: 3-November 07 From: Burbank, CA Member No.: 210 |
Good one Mrs. Iodine, my uncle had a bottle of them and on the top of it had a huge yellow smiley face on it. I'm going to try whipping up a batch tonight.  Maybe it will give A. a kick start, or knock him out (preferable) either way wish me luck. 
This post has been edited by Suga: Nov 10 2007, 12:40 AM |
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