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Nuisance Callers. |
 Jun 2 2008, 03:45 AM
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 Vented Out  Group: Global Moderator Posts: 1,254 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Sydney Australia Member No.: 15  |
In our area, we are plagued with nuisance callers, of a night.I just played a trick, on a what sounded like an Indian guy.
Pitch black dark outside.My lights were on, and when he knocked, I turned all the lights off, and opened the door,Had security screen.I said yes.He mumbled something about Telstra(Phone Co) Still pitch black,I said come in.He hesitated for a moment,then bolted. Cracked me up.I'm cruel. 
--------------------  I Search for the Sjogren's Foundation,Who will you search for? I once had a life.. now I have the Internet... |
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Jun 2 2008, 07:28 AM
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 Venting Addict Group: Members Posts: 954 Joined: 21-October 07 From: Central NSW Australia Member No.: 173 |
QUOTE (DSTM @ Jun 2 2008, 06:45 PM)  In our area, we are plagued with nuisance callers, of a night.I just played a trick, on a what sounded like an Indian guy. Pitch black dark outside.My lights were on, and when he knocked, I turned all the lights off, and opened the door,Had security screen.I said yes.He mumbled something about Telstra(Phone Co) Still pitch black,I said come in.He hesitated for a moment,then bolted. Cracked me up.I'm cruel. I hope you used a very deep, slow, growly "hungry" voice (with lots of heavy breathing...)when you invited him in!! 
-------------------- do what you will, but harm not yourself or any other
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Jun 2 2008, 08:44 AM
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 Vented Out Group: Administrators Posts: 1,424 Joined: 10-August 07 From: USA Member No.: 8 |
That is what a large dog is for, especially if you name it "shotgun."
Z -------------------- Whereof one cannot speak, thereof one should be silent.
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Jun 2 2008, 11:11 AM
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 Venting Enigma Group: Administrators Posts: 1,197 Joined: 8-August 07 From: 65 miles due East of the "Logic Free Zone", in Maryland, USA Member No.: 2 |
/me says: Help!? I've fallen down laughing and can't get up!
Too funny DSTM! And to the "Z"... my next dog, no matter it's size will be named "10 gauge" just for the fun of saying... "where's my 10 gauge." //I needed a good giggle this day. Y'all have provided a couple days of giggles for me. Thanks! -------------------- The only easy day was yesterday....
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Jun 2 2008, 12:06 PM
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 T.V'S AGONY UNCLE Group: Global Moderator Posts: 1,357 Joined: 14-August 07 From: liverpool,england Member No.: 20 |
Great story doug
I did once open the door to a guy selling double glazing ,and as i was bored invited him and got quotes of him for everything they done,he was that convinced that i was going to spend £30,000 pounds on new windows a conservatory and a new driveway that he offered me a brand new kitchen to boot. Unfortunately when i had ,had my fun and was bored ,i told him i would definetly be purchasing these items off him ,but not for a few years ,as what he failed to notice was that my house was only 6months old and did'nt need any of the stuff he was selling,when i politely explained this to him he seemed to get in a strop and would'nt even finish his cup of tea ,never knocked again and i ended up paying more for my conservatory than what he was offering 
-------------------- god my head hurts
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Jun 2 2008, 03:28 PM
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Vented Out Group: Global Moderator Posts: 1,254 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Sydney Australia Member No.: 15 |
Good one, Mike.
 Be he crossed you off his Christmas list.
-------------------- I Search for the Sjogren's Foundation,Who will you search for? I once had a life.. now I have the Internet... |
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Jun 3 2008, 05:15 PM
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 Venter Group: Members Posts: 93 Joined: 11-April 08 Member No.: 413 |
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!!!!! LOL!
I AM TOTALLY DOING THAT! |
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Jun 4 2008, 11:59 AM
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 Advanced Venter Group: Members Posts: 298 Joined: 15-November 07 Member No.: 231 |
When I was over at a freind's house, a telemarketer called.
My friend immediatly went on an Arnold Schwartennager? sound board. That was fun. |
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Jun 6 2008, 02:51 AM
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Venter Group: Members Posts: 93 Joined: 11-April 08 Member No.: 413 |
LOL...I like wasting their time
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