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Top 10 Reasons Guys prefer Guns over Women.
DSTM
post Aug 25 2007, 07:32 AM
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#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN


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post Aug 25 2007, 08:41 AM
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So, when I read the title, I thought "not this guy, I like women".

However, now that I've read them,

I'm thinkin' I may have to reconsider.

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post Aug 25 2007, 11:56 AM
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That's pretty funny DSTM
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post Aug 25 2007, 03:14 PM
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44's, 38's, 32's, 25's, 22's, etc - They all have they're place in the scheme of things.


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post Aug 25 2007, 04:44 PM
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I'll stick with my .308. Women come and go but a good sniper rifle will stay with you for a lifetime. LOL good one DSTM


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post Aug 25 2007, 05:13 PM
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Wimp! (No offense intended)

30.06 in a simple Win Model '70. That's still a 1,200 yard weapon.

(Aside: Has this thread progressed to the point of moving it to the "GunNuts" forum?)


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post Aug 25 2007, 10:04 PM
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I'm still popping cans at one hundred yards with a .22, just as deadly to those cans. wink.gif I have a friend that I shoot with that is an ex-SAS sniper, he still pretty consistently hits the cans at two hundred yards with the .22.

I want one of these for squirrel hunting, you simply shoot the tree which knocks it over dislodging the squirrel which has already passed out from the shock wave caused by the muzzle blast.
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post Aug 25 2007, 10:29 PM
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Now, here's a squirrel hunting rig. smile.gif
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post Aug 26 2007, 02:05 AM
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WOW!
And I was happy with my Glock. I gotta start thinking big.
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post Aug 26 2007, 06:34 PM
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I'm getting my 38 out from under my pillow so I can defend myself from you guys!! My theory is that if you're a good enough shot you don't need an armory to kill one little squirrel unless of course you want to take the entire woods out with it!! laugh.gif


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post Aug 31 2007, 06:37 PM
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...i have a red ryder, but i have copper BB's so you better watch out!! tongue.gif

And i like the list, lmao.

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post Sep 21 2007, 11:57 PM
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thumbup.gif alot could be said for a good scattergun smile.gif (mine can hold 8 if need be)
We went to Canada one time and they asked, "do you have any firearms with you" and a friend said , "what do you need" lmfao.gif


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