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Things it takes most people 50 years to learn, Comedy or Life Wisdom?
Mr Alpha
post Apr 4 2008, 11:31 AM
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  1. The main purpose of a government it to provide entertainment for the people.
  2. How bad a movie is has a direct correlation to the number of helicopters in it.
  3. The greatest force in the universe is gossip.
  4. If you, in one word, were to describe why humanity will never achieve their full potential, that word is "meetings".
  5. Nobody cares if you are a good dancer, just go up and dance.
  6. Never say anything to a woman which might in the slightest indicate that she is pregnant unless you see the baby exiting her at that very moment.
  7. A buck saved isn't worth crap.
  8. There is never going to be peace in the Middle East, regardless of how many peace-talks they have. A billion years from now, when the Earth is hurtling towards the sun and the only living things left are microorganism, the microorganism in the Middle East will still be mortal enemies.
  9. The one fact that unites all people, regardless of age, sex, religion, economic situation or race, is that, in the back of their mind, the believe themselves to be a better driver than anyone else.
  10. There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to make a big thing of you birthday. That time is around the age of eleven.
  11. There is not much difference between a hobby and an mental illness.
  12. People who want to share their religious experiences with you seldom want you to share your religious experiences with them.
  13. Nobody is normal.
  14. A least once a year a group of researchers will announce one of the following:
    • The universe is bigger than was previously thought.
    • There are more subatomic particles than was previously thought.
    • Whatever was said about global warming last year is wrong.
  15. Do not confuse you career with your life.
  16. Somebody who is nice to you, but not to the waitress, is not a nice person.
  17. No matter how ridiculous something is, somebody will find a way to take it seriously.
  18. As the problems keep piling up and things are starting to look grim, there will be somebody who has a solution and is willing to take charge. That person is usually completely insane.
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post Apr 4 2008, 03:14 PM
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post Apr 4 2008, 08:21 PM
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As the problems keep piling up and things are starting to look grim, there will be somebody who has a solution and is willing to take charge. That person is usually completely insane.

There is not much difference between a hobby and an mental illness.

Darn!! I was hoping no one had noticed!! I'm in deep stuff now!! wacko.gif whistling.gif


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post Apr 12 2008, 05:11 AM
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The more insane I become the powerful you will make me ! LOL
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You should feel priviledged to know this is the very first time I have ever been able to figure out how to put one of these little emoticons here with my comment!

I'm giving myself a thumbs up! LOL thumbup.gif

Uh Oh! yall better look out that was number two!
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post Apr 12 2008, 11:49 AM
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Speaking of number two john, did you check out the horse emoticon?? whistling.gif


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