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Marriage: Before and After, unpalidromic but witty
Zarathustra
post Mar 30 2008, 09:04 AM
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Before marriage....


He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: No! Don't even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: No! Why are you even asking?
She: Will you kiss me?
He: Every chance I get.
She: Will you hit me?
He: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!
She: Can I trust you?
He: Yes.
She: Darling!

After marriage....
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Conundrum
post Mar 30 2008, 11:14 AM
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Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!
Too funny "Z"!

You find that item at "Divorce Court" summaries and transcripts?


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JohnWho
post Mar 30 2008, 02:07 PM
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Since I've been married and divorced (once each, and in that order) I suppose the best thing for me to say is - nothing.

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