Last weekend we had a convicted bank robber escape from prison.
He had done about ten years of his fifteen year sentence and devised a simple but successfull plan for a night escape.
He managed to slip away and into a nearby neighborhood where he looked for a home where he could break in and steal some clothes to better continue his evasion.
He found a likely looking home, so he broke in through the kitchen window.
He found himself a knife in order to be armed in case there was anyone sleeping in the house.
After arming himself, he made his way into one of the bedrooms where he found a young couple asleep in their bed.
The convict went first to the man in the bed and put the knife to his throat as he woke the husband.
He forced the husband from the bed and into a chair at the foot of the bed. He then cut the cord from the curtains and tied the husband to the chair.
The he went back to the bed where the mans wife lay crying from fear. He tore off the top sheet and cut it into pieces and tied the woman to her bed.
Surprisingly after securing her firmly, he knelt on the edge of the bed, and bent down to gently kiss the mans wife on the neck. After doing so, she stopped her sobbing.
The escapee then suddenly got up from her side, ran down the hall and into the bathroom.
The husband, seazing his moment to consul his wife, whispered,
" Honey, I know the guy was kissing on you, but please be as calm as you can. Do whatever this guy wants you to do, even if it means you have to give into his sexual demands".
"Remember that I Love you, and if we do whatever he wants, we may be able to get out of this alive!"
" Above all honey just REMAIN STRONG!"
Hearing her husbands Loving voice and his concerns for their safety she whispered back to him;
" Oh my Dear, he wasn't kissing me."
" He was whispering in my ear that he was gay, and he found you attractive!"
" He then asked where we kept the vaseline!"
" Please My Dear remember that I Love you, and above all REMAIN STRONG!"

...some will, some won't; some do, some don't.

Run Forest, Run....

//Edit: I stole the above post to send to a few friends. I wish I knew the author of it.

You silly guy! You told on yourself!

By the way, "I can't remember who I stole it from? " LOL