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Investment tips for 2008 |
 Mar 20 2008, 07:01 PM
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 Venting Enigma  Group: Administrators Posts: 1,196 Joined: 8-August 07 From: 65 miles due East of the "Logic Free Zone", in Maryland, USA Member No.: 2  |
Another made me do this...
Investment tips for 2008: (Pay Close Attention!) For all of you with any money left after taxes, be aware of the next expected mergers so that you can get in on the ground floor and make some BIG bucks. Watch for these consolidations in 2008: 1.) Hale Business Systems, Mary Kay Cosmetics, Fuller Brush, and W R. Grace Co. will merge and become: Hale, Mary, Fuller, Grace. 2.) PolygramRecords, Warner Bros., and ZestaCrackers join forces and become: Poly Warner Cracker. 3.) 3M will merge with Goodyear and become: MMMGood. 4.. Zippo Manufacturing, AudiMotors, Dofasco, and Dakota Mining will merge and become: ZipAudiDoDa 5. FedEx is expected to join its competitor, UPS, and become: FedUP. 6. Fairchild Electronics and Honeywell Computers will become: Fairwell Honeychild. 7. Grey Poupon and Docker Pants are expected to become: PouponPants. 8. Knotts Berry Farm and the National Organization of Women will become: Knott NOW! And finally... 9. Victoria 's Secret and Smith & Wesson will merge under the new name: TittyTittyBangBang (It was a real Lady that sent me the above. But C runs to hide anyway.) -------------------- The only easy day was yesterday....
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Mar 20 2008, 07:18 PM
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 Venting Addict Group: Members Posts: 948 Joined: 21-October 07 From: Central NSW Australia Member No.: 173 |
Conundrum - curses! I'm having to mop up under my chair thanks to you!!!
  
-------------------- do what you will, but harm not yourself or any other
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Mar 20 2008, 08:18 PM
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 Who's your Daddy? Group: Moderator Posts: 2,222 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Tampa Bay Area, Florida, USA Member No.: 11 |
Can't wait to get in on some of IPO's.
-------------------- I know you think you understand what you thought I said, but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!  |
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Mar 20 2008, 08:23 PM
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Venting Enigma Group: Administrators Posts: 1,196 Joined: 8-August 07 From: 65 miles due East of the "Logic Free Zone", in Maryland, USA Member No.: 2 |
QUOTE (Quietmike @ Mar 20 2008, 08:18 PM)  ...mop up under my chair thanks to you!!! In some circles we call that "SGC". One needs to SGC before reading any of a Conundrums's posts. Fair dinkum warning. -------------------- The only easy day was yesterday....
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Mar 20 2008, 11:10 PM
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 Venting Addict Group: Moderator Posts: 717 Joined: 14-August 07 From: Ohio--die hard Ohio State fan!! Member No.: 21 |
Good Grief Charlie Brown!!! As soon as I picked myself up off of the floor and wiped the tears from my eyes I figured I'd better tell you what I think of your investments C, fantastically funny!!!
There is one problem with one of the mergers however, it just "shot"my chances of getting that trap gun I was hoping to have this summer!! Darned Victoria!!! See if I collect any of her secrets anymore!! 
-------------------- Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work.~~
Thomas Alva Edison  I Search for the Sjogren's Syndrome Foundation, Who will you search for? |
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Mar 21 2008, 02:23 AM
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 Vented Out Group: Global Moderator Posts: 1,254 Joined: 13-August 07 From: Sydney Australia Member No.: 15 |
Excellent Joke, 'C'
-------------------- I Search for the Sjogren's Foundation,Who will you search for? I once had a life.. now I have the Internet... |
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Mar 21 2008, 08:47 AM
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Venting Enigma Group: Administrators Posts: 1,196 Joined: 8-August 07 From: 65 miles due East of the "Logic Free Zone", in Maryland, USA Member No.: 2 |
I'm just wondering now if "TTBB" will be offering their combined line in "MM's" or by "gauge"?
Might make for some very interesting model designations in the double - barreled line up. @ Iodine - be sure to get the HD Clasp... //Aside: Living in Germany in the late '60's, I shot Skeet there using a Fox field grade double .410 because of the challenge in using that little gauge, and because the ammo was free (surplus). I wore that little shotgun out in three years. -------------------- The only easy day was yesterday....
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Mar 21 2008, 08:56 AM
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 Venting Addict Group: Members Posts: 954 Joined: 13-October 07 From: Erin TN Member No.: 158 |
Very Funny!!!!!!!!
-------------------- 'No arsenal, no weapon in the arsenals of the world, is so formidable as the will and moral courage of free men and women.'
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Mar 21 2008, 07:16 PM
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Venting Addict Group: Members Posts: 948 Joined: 21-October 07 From: Central NSW Australia Member No.: 173 |
QUOTE (Conundrum @ Mar 21 2008, 12:23 PM) In some circles we call that "SGC". One needs to SGC before reading any of a Conundrums's posts. Fair dinkum warning. Truly, pardon my ignorance, but SGC??? We have called it PUC (puddles under chair) and PML (p&&ssed myself larfin') but I'd love to add SGC to the repertoire..... oh, and thanks for the warning!!! 
This post has been edited by Quietmike: Mar 21 2008, 07:18 PM -------------------- do what you will, but harm not yourself or any other
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