Mary had a little pig,

She kept it fat and plastered;

And when the price of pork went up,

She shot the little bastard.

________

MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB

Her father shot it dead.

Now it goes to school with her,

Between two hunks of bread.

________

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill

To have a little fun.

Stupid Jill forgot the pill

And now they have a son.

________

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,

"What have you got there?"

Said the Pie man unto Simon,

"Pies, you Dumb Ass"

________

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the kings' horses,

And all the kings' men.

Had scrambled eggs,

For breakfast again.

_______

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,

All over the bedside clock.

The little dog laughed to see such fun.

Then died of electric shock.

________

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,

Kissed the girls and made them cry.

And when the boys came out to play,

He kissed them too 'cause he was gay

________

There was a little girl who had a little curl

Right in the middle of her forehead.

When she was good, she was very, very good.

But when she was bad........

She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.

Jack and Jill went up the hill
They both had a quater
Jill came down with 50 cents
and they didnt go for water

John we are sick arent we? LOL

Well,

while all the facts aren't completely in,

I'd say there is a good chance you are correct.

I would be laughing right now, but it hurts to laugh and then I cough uncontrolably because I'm sick, but wow, that's pretty funny and you guys are pretty sick, lmao. I'm laughing on the inside, if it makes you feel any better

Regards,
TheYoda

You're killing me too!! I've had bronchitis and it makes my coughing worse too, I know what you mean yoda.

You guys sick? Maybe but I think we all are or we wouldn't be here reading the jokes let alone telling them!! By the way, I want my
jewels,condo and sports car!!! and I want them NOW! because I'm the little girl with the little curl and I can be horrid, my daddy said so along time ago!!

Now fella's I'll show you sick , If you were standing up to your neck in a sea of snot and someone heaved a bucket of %&@!#! at your head what would you do?

This post has been edited by Iodine: Aug 26 2007, 07:11 PM

Be very unhappy.

I'm clearly not having a good day!

Wow...that's absolutley disgusting. I would probably slit my wrists because thats unbearable. But I have a question, WHOS snot and %&@!#!?

Regards,
TheYoda