Dog Logic



The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue. - Anonymous


There is no psychiatrist in the world like a puppy licking your face. - Ben Williams


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings


The average dog is a nicer person than the average perso n. - Andy Rooney


Dogs love their friends & bite their enemies, quite unlike people, who are incapable of
pure love & always have to mix love & hate. - Anonymous


Anybody who doesn't know what soap tastes like never washed a dog.
- Franklin P. Jones


If your dog is fat, you aren't getting enough exercise - Unknown


My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to $3.00 a can.
That's almost $21.00 in dog money. - Joe Weinstein


Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and
get used to the idea. - Robert A. Heinlein


If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you;
that is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain


Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. - Roger Caras


If you think dogs can't count, try putting three dog biscuits in your pocket
and then give him only two of them. - Phil Pastoret

I have read several articles about hospitals allowing pets to visit their sick masters, and about hospitals bringing in dogs as part of patient therapy. Having a dog also seems to lessen the chances of a heart attack.
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