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Aligator Boots, Expensssiiivveee!!!!
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post Feb 1 2008, 09:41 PM
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A lady went into a shoe store with the idea of buying herself a pair of aligator boots. When she asked the clerk to show her what they had she noticed the price was $400 a pair!! I'm certainly not paying that for a pair of aligator boots she indignantly informed the clerk. She went down the street to another shop and bought herself a gun, went out and shot herself and aligator, turned it over and shouted "Well he ain't got no boots on!!!". stupid.gif


Now I'm out of here for telling such an idiotic joke but the good ones I know wouldn't exactly be appropriate here. whistling.gif

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Let me guess, 'Iodine' The lady was Blond, right. thumbup.gif


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QUOTE (DSTM @ Feb 2 2008, 02:18 PM) *
Let me guess, 'Iodine' The lady was Blond, right. thumbup.gif


Or the aligator?

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