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Why white
The Gorilla
post Jan 19 2008, 05:36 AM
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A small boy asks his mother

"mum why are wedding dresses white?"

his mother thinks of the best way to phrase it & replies

"so that all the guests at the wedding know that the bride is pure"

the boy goes to check this answer with his dad

"dad why are wedding dresses white?"

his father looks at him in surprise & says

"son, all domestic appliences come in white !!!"*

It's a joke, I don't really mean it, it's not as if you have smaller feet too so you can stand closer to the sink is it whistling.gif
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JohnWho
post Jan 19 2008, 08:47 AM
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Uh oh -

somebody's going to be in a lot of trouble when the women of the board see this!


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I know you think you understand what you thought I said,
but I'm not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant!

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