You're a mean one, Mrs. Clinton.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as slimey as an eel.
Mrs. Clinton.


You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.


You're a monster, Mrs. Clinton.
Your politics are an empty hole.
Your promises are full of bull
while your trying to dupe the polls.
Mrs. Clinton.


I wouldn't vote for you,
not even with a thirty-nine-and-a-half percent lead.


You're a vile one, Mrs. Clinton.
You have an awful crooked smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
of a seasick crocodile.
Mrs. Clinton.


Given the choice between you,
I'd take the seasick crocodile.


Edit to correct spelling in Title - JohnWho

This post has been edited by JohnWho: Jan 13 2008, 09:00 PM

Ah, a sing-along!


Although, the mean-spirited reference to a "seasick crocodile" may get us in trouble with the PETA folks!