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Apples and Wine
Vicki
post Jan 8 2008, 12:25 PM
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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.

Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid of falling and getting hurt
Instead, they sometimes take the apples from the ground that aren't as good, but easy to pick up.

The apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right man to come along, the one who is brave enough to
climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now men .... men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to women to
stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.

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post Jan 8 2008, 12:44 PM
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My condolences to your husband. hysterical.gif whistling.gif
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JohnWho
post Jan 8 2008, 05:35 PM
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*makes mental note not to have wine with Vicki*


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