Fairy Tale

One day, long, long ago, there was this woman who, surprisingly, did not whine, nag, and bitch........



But this was a long time ago.....

and it was just ONE day.

The End

HEALTH WARNING Be warned!!

GOVERNMENT HEALTH WARNING

DO NOT SWALLOW CHEWING-GUM !!

New definition for the 2008 edition of the dictionary

Electile Dysfunction: the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for politicians put forth by either party for the foreseeable future.

The BathTub Test

The Bathtub Test

During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized.

'Well,' said the Director, 'we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the Bathtub.'

'Oh, I understand,' said the visitor. 'A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup.'

'No.' said the Director, 'A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?'


ARE YOU GOING TO PASS THIS ON, OR DO YOU WANT THE BED NEXT TO MINE ?

Confesion of a bride

A bride on her wedding night says to her husband 'I must confess darling, I was a hooker!'.

Being a new wed he shows compassion and says, 'That's alright, dear. Your past is your past, but I must admit that I find it quite erotic. Tell me about it'?

She replies 'Well, my name was Nigel, and I played for Wigan !'.