"Dilbert" quotes

Dunno if this has been posted before- haen't seen it, so here goes...

1 As of tomorrow, employees will only be able to access the building using individual security cards. Photos will be taken next Wednesday and employees will receive their security cards in two weeks (From Fred Dales at Microsoft Corp, Redmond)

2 \What I need is an exact list of specific unknown problems we might encounter (Lykes Line Shipping)

3 E-mail is NOT to be used to pass on information or data. It should be used only for Company business (Accounting Manager, Electric Boat Company)

4 This project is so important we can't let things that are more important interfere with it (Ad/Marketing Manager, United Parcel Service)

5 Doing it right is no excuse for not meeting the schedule (Plant Manager, Delco Corp)

6 No one will believe you solved tis problem in one day! We've been working on it for months. Now, go act busy for a few weeks and I'll let you know when it's time to tell them (R&D Supervisor, 3M Corp)

7 Quote from boss "Teamwork is a lot of people doing what I say" (Marketing exec Citrix Corp)

9 We know that communication is a problem, but the company is not going to discuss it with the employees (Switching Supervisor AT&T long lines div)

10 One day my boss asked me to submit a status report to him concerninga project I was working on. I asked him if tomorrow would be soon enough. He said "If I wanted it tomorrow, I would have waited until tomorrow to ask for it!" (Halmark Cards exec)

Been there and done copped these at some time.......

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Over 15,000 men called the number and found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week-old Black Labrador Retriever..................................

The almighty dollar....

Having recently done a fair amount of research on "alternative" cance cures, I have been reading up on Royal Rife, Renne Caisse etc., and that led me to pick up a book called "Suppressed Inventions etc" by Brian O'Leary, Christopher Bird and other authors, which is full of extraordinary, and if true (and it seems to be), very frightening facts......

Corruption in high places, relgion, business, government etc has be with us since leaders in any field emerged, but from what I have read it seems the crassest (?) examples really began in the 1920's with the American Medical Association and the absolute persecution of Royal Rife and his eminent colleagues and their disease and cancer curing discoveries and applications.

Rife and his colleagues were subjected to peer pressures, blackmail, arson, bribery, theft and it seems, murder all aimed at suppressing their incredible disoceries for the good of - initially the American Medical Association, the big pharmaceutical companies of that day - and of course since - and the many aspects of health related businesses.

Anyway, my question is, in view of the firmly establshed big pharma and big health business, who make their biliions out of three or four major diseases, (for which cures have demonstrably be found in the past, and suppressed), is it possible that some brave and enterprising person or association dare risk trying to restart/redevelope those curative procedures, systerms and equipment? If this could be done, surely the billionaire drug and health companies can turn their research and expertise to the many other pressing needs in so many other health areas - there will always be broken bones, nutrition, over populaion, hereditary problems etc., which if the full might of these companies was released to work on exclusively, would surely bring about, a litereally, better world?

Having put my foot in it good and proper, I look forward with some trepidation and a lot of interest to see what comments may arise!